Dante was the biggest descriptivist and I absolutely love it:
“Of these two kinds of language [the vernacular and the standard], the most noble is the vernacular: first, because it was the language originally used by the human race; second, because the whole world employs it, though with…
Zoie Palmer. Aviator sunglasses. swag.
Freaking sex goddess i tells ya.
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rifa:
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
well this just made my childhood 1000% better
Oh wow this makes so much sense now. EVERYTHING FALLS INTO PLACE
Gonna rewatch Hook one day.
i wanna see this movie now
source: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins played Peter Pan villains CAPTAIN HOOK and SMEE as “a couple of old queens,” because they felt JM BARRIE created them gay.
Hoffman admits he and his British co-star had a hoot while filming STEVEN SPIELBERG’s 1991 blockbuster HOOK - once they realised their characters were supposed to be homosexuals.
The movie veteran tells Playboy magazine, “Bob Hoskins and I were rehearsing and suddenly we looked at each other and realised it at the same time. We said, ‘These guys are gay….’ and it was fun.
“Suddenly we rehearsed it that way: ‘Get over here, Smee. Give me a foot massage.’
“We went to Spielberg… and he said, ‘This is a kids’ movie.’
“Suddenly it made all the sense in the world. They were really good friends. They lived on a ship. They were devoted to each other.”
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Don’t even blink blink and you’re dead
THE TAIL WAGGING ONE.
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[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
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Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.
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(click each gif to enlarge) AU- after quite a long time in labor, Jane receives a call from Frost that they’ve located one of Jane’s most wanted. Maura encourages her to go. After all Jane’s dedication to her work was one of the things that drew Maura to her. However, Jane realizes that the only way to keep the perp from getting away again is to offer herself up as a hostage.
Meanwhile, at the hospital, Maura tries to get Colin to latch on. She tells him all about his other mother, completely unsuspecting of Jane’s endangerment.
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Since Casey is back Maura is stepping up her game all, fuck you Jane Rizzoli I will be more gorgeous every fucking day until you notice my fine ass, YOU KNOW YOU WATCH IT AS I WALK AWAY.
SO MANY FINES UP IN HERE YOU’LL HAVE TO ARREST ME.
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Holy shit, she does look like a vampire. And she’s all happy because she’s just fed. And Jane’s all, “Don’t worry love, I’ll keep your secret.”
I have all these ‘maura-feeding-from-the-vein-in-Jane’s-thigh’ feels
And now I do too. THANK YOU!
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AU Rizzles - dinner announcement.
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When a group of dog rescuers arrived at the market to show the dogs available for adoption, somebody had left 12 puppies on the street – 8 of them were approximately 5 weeks old.
In shock, the rescuers didn’t know what to do. The group had recently canceled several adoption days at the market because of bad weather, so they were over their capacity with puppies still needing to be adopted out. Also, the abandoned puppies were so small that they needed to be fed every two hours, including at night.
That’s when a spayed stray dog approached, lay down beside the shoe box where the puppies were sleeping, and began caring for them.
She wouldn’t let anyone get near the babies.
Very carefully, the rescuers placed the puppies closer to her.
She began caressing them and offering the warmth of her belly to the newborns.
The maternal instinct kicked in and…
after a few hours, she had milk and was feeding the puppies.
The rescue group named her Vida, which means “life” in Portuguese.
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